Cookies of Capitalism - Hooded Tee - Unisex Washed Hooded Boxy T-Shirt - WACC#18B
Cookies of Capitalism - Hooded Tee - Unisex Washed Hooded Boxy T-Shirt - WACC#18B
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Fresh out of the WACC oven: Cookies of Capitalism tee - a gingerbread man, a Samoa, and a fortune cookie walk into a bar…
They may be bite-sized, but they feed a billion-dollar machine. The Samoa? Just one flavor in the $800 million-a-year Girl Scout cookie empire — teaching kids sales tactics before algebra. The Gingerbread Man? A holiday cash cow dressed in icing, fueling seasonal aisles and Q4 profits. And the Fortune Cookie? A novelty worth millions annually, invented in America, packaged in plastic, and mass-produced to sell vague wisdom with your takeout. These aren’t just snacks — they’re sugary entry points into the economy.
This hooded boxy t-shirt features a custom twill fabric and mid-sleeve length. The snow-washed finish and raw-edge hem deliver a street-ready look. Designed for unisex appeal, this piece is perfect for layering.
- 7.1 oz., 240 GSM, 100% ringspun cotton
- Preshrunk, soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric
- Hooded Neckline
- Raglan Sleeve
- Relaxed loose fit for an trendy boxy look
Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle). Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print. Do not dry clean
Minor batch differences can occur during blank garment production due to variations in fabric, dye and processing. This is common in apparel manufacturing, and we work hard to keep every item consistent.
